Nine New Flipping Tattoos! Cheese and Rice!

Cheese and rice, June 21 was the most productive Monday ever. By sheer volume alone we have totally changed the game. Eileen gave her first machine tattoo which happened to got on Chris McKay's head (a Tattoo Monday first), Tyler, Tyler and James proved they spend way too much time in Trinity Bellwoods Park and many, many other memorable/regrettable tattoo were thrown down.

 'Bunny' is Eileen's Grandmother, loving tatoo administered by a sadist Chris McKay

 Notice the huge 'shot-for-shot' bruise on the upper arm, there are no winners in that game, just drunken losers

 Chris McKay and Eileen

Tyler tattoos 'd6' on Tyler as Chris McKay tattoos Eileen

 James tattoos 'd6' on Tyler

Tyler tattoos 'd6' on James 

D6 crew represent! Okay this needs a little explanation, a while ago James created this grid map of Trinity Bellwoods Park so it would be much easier to find friends in the park, and it works, thus deserves a tattoo.

This makes every ones life much easier, and now you know where to find these jokers any sunny day.

 Lauren got this ancient Mayan symbol, or maybe it was Aztec, and I don't remember what it means, but she took it like a champ. Chris McKay has a notoriously heavy hand and most people complain a lot, not Lauren, she sits the best.

 Also she couldn't remember the name of this blog

 Eileen gives her first machine tattoo on Chris McKay's ear.

 I think it's pretty good for a first try.

 Chris McKay and Eileen work the ear as Tyler plays on Adele's leg

 Chris McKay gave Eileen this Straight Edge tattoo when she wasn't looking. She was pissed!

 James finally got the 'fun-knee' from Chris McKay with obvious help Eileen

 James also used the machine to 'fix' his Black Fag tattoo

 Three hours later Tyler is almost done Adele's leg

 Isn't that cute!

 Adele looks clearly thinks it was worth the wait.

Nine flipping new tattoos kids! Nine! Unprecedented!

Fun-Knee

For those of you following, Tattoo Monday Crew has a hard on for joke tattoos, the "Fun-Knee" being on of the favorites. The "Fun-Knee" tattoo was, I believe, conceived by Eileen, or maybe Doyle, then again it might have been Tyler, who the heck cares, all I know is it way jokes and it was arguably the first Tattoo Monday design. This week had four new "Fun-Knee" tattoos, although some were done on Tuesday or Wednesday last week at an impromptu shin-dig at the Albert house, after rain had scared us out of Trinity-Bellwoods. This gathering was a kick off for the summer and inducted some new members. Enjoy!

 Eileen started and Chris Mckay finished this very large Fun-Knee on Chris McKay

 Eileen on the top (from the first tattoo Monday) and Margus on the bottom (clearly new this week) administered by Eileen. Not pictured is Margus' brother Velo's Fun-Knee tattoo done by Margus.

 Richard got his very first stick-poke from Eileen, an excellent choice

Tyler gave this Simpsons reference tattoo to James, do you know dignity when you see it?

Rachel's back yard

This week was an interesting one. Rachel Small was having a rummage sale all day so we all went over for some sweet clothes worn and drinks drank. Unfortunately afternoon drinking leads to forgetfulness and poor eye/hand coordination. So there are very few photos this week and they are rather blurry. Lets have a look.

 Zack made every person in attendance draw him a skull, which he promptly turned down, saying something like "Thats not really what I wanted" until Chris McKay made him draw it on himself. Then he and Margus tattooed it on, he was way stoked!

 Sweet flower Rackel!

 Margus gave Rose a Patti Smith tattoo, so punk!

 Chris McKay tattooed Margus' feet. In the morning Margus claimed this is his favorite tattoo ever.

Zack,Velo, Rackel.

Sorry their ain't more this week, I got some big plans for next week. Stay tuned.

Edward's car hole

So this week was held in a new location, Edward's garage. What a filth hole, it stinks like stale cigarettes and  B.O., but we all had fun, drank some beers and got some poorly thought out tattoos. 

 Eileen gives her man tattoos her man (Doyle)

 Don't he look enthused?

 And then Doyle took the tattoo into his own hands

 Fishy bones

 Edward and Rose are stoked, way stoked

And are now skeptical

 Chris tattoos Rachel

 Rachel, Chris, Doyle, Eileen

 Rose got a triangle, Eileen done it

 Eileen tattoos James, wait till you see the finished product...

 Eileen/James

 Skultan!!!

 Doesn't he look impressed?

 Rachel made Chris a bible-thumper!

 Heck yes!

 Chris gave Rachel half a tattoo... Pretty good start

Heck yes Leor, thanks for trying to up the sanitary level!